70,00,000,00,00,000!!!


Does this number ring any bells in you?

Possibly the number of stars in the universe??  Stupid… that’s wrong.

Possibly the distance  between earth and the farthest star measured in light years?  Yet again.  A big wrong.

NO…NO…NO…….No space scientist has ever ever come up with such an astronomical figure…

 

The number looks astronomical, but does it have anything to do with the stars? NO

Nothing to do with stars??  Grossly incorrect.

This number is all about stars.

Star UPA Leaders, Star Business Magnets, Star Cricketers and  of  course our own Superstars from the  movie industry all have a share in this number.

This is roughly the amount of UNACCOUNTED  WEALTH deposited by Indians in Swiss Banks.

Why the hell do they go all the way to Switzerland??   Because our State Bank of India do not possess lockers big enough to accommodate the hard earned money of our Stars.

Hard earned  or Hardly earned, that is a different matter altogether, what matters is that they have EARNED.

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Spurt of Terrorist activities around the globe has made Switzerland government think twice on the sanity of maintaining undisclosed bank accounts.  Terrorist organisations too pile up illegal funds in these banks and use the same to fund the terrorist operations elsewhere.

The Swiss Government has changed its attitude on tax havens and is now ready to give assistance to any country wishing to get details of their citizen’s treasure collection.  In this regard, the Swiss Government made a formal intimation to Indian Government that they are ready to disclose all details about the illegal money that Indians have deposited in their banks.

The offer by Swiss Government came as a bolt from the blue for the UPA government.

No response from Indian side prompted the Swiss government to send a reminder to the Finance Ministry.

UPA government’s reply???   How foolish of your government to expect the right hand to handcuff the left??  So Stupid.

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