Obama kills Osama….. Breaking News the world over.

The world rejoiced to hear the end of Osama. Americans would rate Osama as the greatest threat to humanity ever, but Indians surely would find it difficult to accept. We come across more potentially dangerous ones roaming freely in our streets, pampered and nurtuted by the ‘secular’ government.

Anyway, the news about Osama’s death brought unlimited relief and happiness to the peace loving people the world over. Many people did get an episode of undisturbed sleep only after they came to know about the death of Osama.

GREAT INDEED ……… THE WORLD IS NOW RELIEVED OF OSAMA.

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DAMN…..Damn………….. that’s not the case.

In fact, the world has now more to worry.

WHY??

The Americans so ruthless threw the body of Osama into the ocean for the sharks to party. Most thoughtless action by any means.

SO?

Hitherto, things underwater were way better than in soil. There was none like Hitler, Obama or Kasab in the waters. All that existed was peace, peace and peace.

But all on a sudden, Osama landed in their midst.

The entire situation changed.

A few sharks managed to have a stake on Osama. No sooner did they bite their teeths into Osama, their bodies turned green. They suddenly turned aggressive. So aggressive that they could not tolerate anything or anyone. Zero tolerance.

Pandemonium broke loose.

Fishes turned green…… and waters turned red.

And remember, there is no Obama in the seas.

How thoughtless of the Americans to have done this.

Obama who was hitherto limited to just a corner of the world would now have his say in two-thirds of the planet.

STUPID AMERICANS.

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